Top 6 Unexpected Things For The President To Post On Social Media

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Just found out in my briefing that 9/11 was an inside job. DON'T TRUST ANYONE

2.

Pence is out. Please welcome your new vice president taking his place, Bill Clinton.

3.

100,000 retweets and I bomb China!

4.

Huge news America, I've agreed to relinquish my position and transfer sovereignty to HM Queen Elizabeth II. #makeamericagreatbritainagain

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I have decided to convert to Islam and will go on the pilgrimage to Mecca.

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Obama for Supreme Court Justice